sidekick boy

once upon a time ago,
there was a boy that you should know..

he dressed in tights
and a flowing cape
that cascaded down
like an epic drape

faster than the speed of light
this hero was a wild sight

a hero, however was not how he rolled
he wasn't the type to take full control..

he was, but a sidekick
a partner in crime..
but who's partner you ask?
he hadn't the time.

he was too busy with saving the day
even to stop for a minute and say
"who is the hero i'm sidekicking it with?'"
he was too busy with crime fighting shit

punching out villains
and bitch slapping hoes
was enough to keep
this sidekick on his toes

until one day, when the world was in danger
this sidekick boy stopped.. and sat down in a manger(wtf seriously?)..
he sighed in relief from all of his stress
and for a moment he wished, he could just have a rest.

but all of a sudden, he heard the crowd cheer..
"SIDEKICK BOY! SIDEKICK BOY! WON'T YOU COME HERE!?"
he sprung to his feet, and realized their need
and he soared into flight at an incredible speed!

he arrived at the scene of the latest disaster
and in all of his glory, kicked ass like a master.